It has been ${time} days since Team Fortress 2's last major update (Jungle Inferno).

… ${time} days since the last content update (Summer 2022).

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… ${time} days since the last main (non-community) blog post.

… ${time} days since the release of the last bimonthly comic issue.

… ${time} days since a Valve beta map was last updated (Asteroid).

… ${time} days since the last Annual Saxxy Awards.

… ${time} days since @TeamFortress last tweeted.